he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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