what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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