i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
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He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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