whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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