apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
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i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
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Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
The struggles of a small town man whore
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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