i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
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