dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
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we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
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Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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