her vagine was all disorganized.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
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i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
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Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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