Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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