i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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