She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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