weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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