he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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