Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
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It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
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I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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