I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
17 year olds will be the death of me.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Randomize