we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
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im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
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i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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