i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
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Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
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Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I supernannyed him into submission
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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