how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
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He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
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I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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