dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
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Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
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Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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