i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Just high enough for therapy.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize
