Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
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there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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