I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
