so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
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