Its about making memories worth repressing
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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