Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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