K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
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Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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