i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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