apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
