Christians are straight up FREAKS
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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