I must be too annoying 4 u.
I bet he comes in French.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
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