Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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