school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
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it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
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There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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