I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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