we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Randomize
