I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
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Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
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She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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