she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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