New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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