I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
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Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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