and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
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so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
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Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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