Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
you didnt know i had herpes?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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