he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
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She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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