I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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