Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I just wanna be euthanized
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty