Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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