But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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