She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Can vaginas get frostbite?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
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