Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Randomize
