he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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