windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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