what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
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So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
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You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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