I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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