did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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