the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
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Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
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yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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