Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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