Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
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I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
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Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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