No, you can still breathe under the balls.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
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I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
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Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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